You know how it is Scapers when you’re young and in the early stages of love. Text messages, flirty conversations, it’s all fun and stomach butterflies - you’re on poo terms. Uh, what?
We’re going to leave it to One Direction to explain what “poo terms” means as apparently that’s what Zayn Malik and Little Mix’s Perrie Edwards are on. How romantic.
Speaking to Now mag, Zayn revealed: “We’re texting and talking. But we’re just really good mates.”
“They’re on poo terms,” said Harry Styles.
“You have a good time when you’re on poo terms,” added Louis Tomlinson (obviously), while Zayn strongly denied, “We’re not on poo terms!”
Louis continued: “I’m just a bit free spirited and eccentric. If I need to go...”
“He poos on the floor!” Finished Harry and we suppose he’d know.
So that was um, lovely. We’re still none the wiser as to what “poo terms” means but do know that Louis doesn’t mind having a tom tit on the carpet.
How has that left you feeling? Would you like to be on poo terms with 1D?
